Monday 7 Jul: They always buy the 10¢ wine

No, not an expose of the cheapest wine in America, but an old story about Ernest Gallo, who once offered a customer two wines to choose from: a 5¢ bottle and a 10¢ bottle (this was back in the depression). The buyer chose the 10¢ bottle; the wines were the same.

A new discovery of mine, the American Association of Wine Economists, takes this further, noting recent studies from the National Academy of Sciences, showing fairly conclusively that people ascribe better qualities to wine that has a higher price attached to it. In it’s own study, the AAWE found absolutely no correlation between wine price and quality.

I for one am not terrribly surprised. Wine knowledge is generally so weak, and shrouded in mystery, snobbery, and jargon, that the average consumer has nothing to go on but price.

Filed under: Articles, Wine by on July 7, 2008
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Thursday 7 Feb: Stained Teeth

We begin with this: there are too many wine reviews. The world needs more people reviewing wine like that poor fish needs more bicycles.

AND SO: we do not review wine. We do not taste wine even. We drink wine and when we do, these are the conversations, thoughts, and adventures we have.

May I heartily recommend Stained Teeth, Matthew Latkiewicz’s wine columns for McSweeney’s magazine, and following on from there, his blog at mystainedteeth.com - wine writing as it should be.

Filed under: Links, Wine by James on February 7, 2008
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Tuesday 15 Jan: Late Christmas

Meant to write some more before going away, but I hope you had a very merry one.

Here’s an article I wrote for 4Food about winter soup, offies (longer article to come) and Port Wine Jelly. Yum.

I’ve been in Cuba, so I’ve got a few new things I want to try - currently wondering what I could do with Plantains, as I got rather addicted to them - any ideas? Also: more rum!

In the mean time: check out this excellent Mind Hacks article: Higher price makes cheap wine taste better. We are not surprised.

Filed under: Articles, Offies, Rum, Travel, Wine by James on January 15, 2008
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Tuesday 4 Dec: Odd days

Last week was the final day of trading at Oddbins Camden High Street, the finest wine merchants in North London, where I spent five years - on and off - drinking learning about wine, and other beverages. It’s hard to express what an impact this place - and the culture of Oddbins in general - had on me. Before I worked there I knew nothing about wine, and no particular interest in it. By the time I left, I was not only well on the way to oenological enlightenment, I was off to work on an actual vineyard. I also learnt everything it’s possible to know about customer service, small chain retail, and shoplifters, but never mind that.

It seems that Oddbins is in a pretty sorry state right now. From its high point in the 1990s, when it introduced new world wine to the British high street, almost single-handedly creating a mass wine market in this country through quality buying and a friendly, no-nonsense approach to wine education - and winning Wine Merchant of the Year at the International Wine Challenge an unbelievable 12 times in the process - it has since suffered under a succession of poor, almost suicidal owners.

In 2001, it was purchased by Castel Frères, one of France’s largest wine companies, which has systematically set about destroying everything that was good about the chain, removing local buying powers and filling the stores with substandard, mass-produced old-world crap (like Castel’s own, godawful Virginie range or the sacrilegious Oddbins Selection). It should come as no surprise that Castel is also the owner of the Nicolas chain - snooty purveyor of obscure, overpriced and exclusively French wines: everything that Oddbins stood against.

Despite huge losses and repeated denials, Castel appears intent on starving the chain to death, shutting stores and converting others into Nicolas, which is a mighty shame for UK wine buyers. Despite the huge competition from the supermarkets, there is still a place on the high street for a friendly, knowledgeable and interestingly-stocked wine merchant - but Oddbins may well be past the point of no return. Majestic awaits the better-heeled, as does a new breed of independent wine merchant such as Philglas & Swiggot (Battersea, Richmond & Marylebone), The Sampler (Islington) and Six Wines Eight (Bermondsey & Online), whose fortunes we will watch with interest.

Still, the death of Oddbin’s Camden was celebrated in high style by Camden alumni past and present. As well as archiving the graffiti, riding the conveyor belt and starting a small fire (oops), we toasted the Oddbins of old with the kind of wines that made its reputation: great new-world wines like Marlborough Sauvignon Blancs from New Zealand, Australian whites from the Clare Valley and reds from the Barossa, Pinots from Chile and South Africa, and Malbecs from Argentina. Damn fine wines all, and still better than you’ll find in the supermarket. Here’s to the odd bins.

Filed under: Oddbins, Party, Wine by James on December 4, 2007
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Friday 2 Nov: Cooking on Channel 4 (.com)

I wrote an article for the 4food website which has just gone live. I talk about making wine in the South of France, cooking for a crowd, and surviving the aftermath.

Check it out.

If you’re interested in the wine harvest, I wrote a slightly less news-y piece about it a while ago: the Wine Diaries. There’s a car crash, a lot of talk about grapes, blood and fertility, and some sex. Probably not for the faint-hearted.

Filed under: Articles, Wine by James on November 2, 2007
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