There are recipes in this book that require a lot of work, taste delicious, but yield rather less in terms of alcoholic effect than might be hoped for. There are others which require little work, taste delicious, and have the potential to get you hammered. This is one of the latter.
- 1 large watermelon
- 1 bottle vodka
- Cut a hole in one end of the watermelon large enough to admit a funnel. Keep upright in the fridge (if it will fit), and over several days, pour in the vodka until the watermelon is saturated. Eat.